ClankWorks » parody http://clankworks.com Tue, 08 Nov 2011 20:30:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 PRESS RELEASE: Undisclosed Products http://clankworks.com/news/press-release-undisclosed-products/ http://clankworks.com/news/press-release-undisclosed-products/#comments Fri, 30 Apr 2010 22:02:01 +0000 Benjamin http://clankworks.com/?p=417 Continue reading →]]> It has come to our attention that certain materials, textual and photographic in nature, have been circulating the internet in an attempt to disclose corporate secrets of ClankWorks. While we at Clank seek to be innovative with our products, our image and business plan are best suited to an impenetrable shroud of secrecy concerning future endeavors. To clear the confusion, you may see one example of the compromising materials below. This photo is included to show you exactly what you should not be paying attention to, so please disregard and forget about it immediately.

Rumors that this prototype was discovered attached to a bicycle outside of a beer garden in the bay area are clearly exaggerated, as we are based in Pittsburgh and there is no way that could happen. However, any staff member that may have been responsible will be dealt with swiftly.

While we will still refute that such a product exists, if it were to be released, it would be some time this summer, would perhaps be at a price-point of $79, and would be exclusive to AT&T, with the possibility of a Verizon model.

Please direct any future questions regarding such products to the comment system, or the contact page, so our public relations department can better assist you.

**Incase this makes no sense to you, read this over first.
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